Seriously, man. What the ferrets was that. Ask your own question! I can’t promise the response will be snark-free but it will be entertaining.
What does 1+1=?
Category: Comics
What would your bonhommes look like if made out of squares instead of circles?
This one got away from me a little. Can you tell? Paddle your own canoe, folks. -Trevor
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Why Can’t Penguins Fly?
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Tony Stark Waits for No Bus
If only. Paddle your own canoe, folks. -Trevor
Being an adult means…
Last night, it was Pizza Pockets, Chardonnay, and Devil in the Dark. I couldn’t help laughing at the Horta, but when Shatner, Nimoy, and Dee Kelly were acting with it, I totally forgot that it was a big old carpet covered in rubber drippings and acrylic paint. Paddle your own canoe, folks. -Trevor
Gotta Catch All ‘Em Gadgets
I drew this on my Note 3. The second I heard about the 12.2″ Galaxy Note Pro tablet being shown at the Consumer Electronics Show, I started salivating. I WANT IT. The extra screen real estate makes it an ideal drawing tool, now that I’m used to the S-Pen. As always, folks, paddle your own canoe. -Trevor
Science
Know what, folks? I love Natalie Joy. She’s pretty rad. Paddle your own canoe, folks. – Trevor Find more One-sheets in the category archive.
Wrong Question
I imagine a number of savvy Ottawa-based party animals will quickly identify the party. It was an awesome party. I just didn’t get it that day. How things change. So very different from the early days of Bent, when Kev and Sandy and I were rocking out every couple of nights. But, you know what? I’m happier and healthier than I was then. Plus ça change. Paddle your own canoe, folks. – Trevor One-sheets are Trevor’s frequent series of illustrated prose-y poems. You can find plenty more in the category…
This Guy
Something to consider. I’ll make you chuckle again on Monday– promise! Paddle your own canoe, folks. But don’t deny those you love the opportunity to help steer. – Trevor One-sheets are Trevor’s frequent series of prose-y illustrated poems. You can find many more by perusing the category archive.
On Vanity
Which reminds me–I should probably do a workout today. Paddle your own canoe, folks. – Trevor One-sheets are Trevor’s frequent series of illustrated prose-y poems. Find plenty more in the category archive.
Winston
Today’s one-sheet includes a big ol’ shout-out to Greg, the Gritty Gorg. I know that he’s a hell of a commentator on political happenings in this lovable if misguided land (and our lovable if misguided neighbours to the south), and I don’t doubt for a second that he’d make a hell of a statesman if he so desired. When he’s not talking shop about politics, he’s about wit and food and scotch and cigars, and reminds me more than a little of ol’ Winnie from time to time. I know there’s more snark…